Ok-so I'm still here and have been in a severe writing slump-maybe due to the fact that we have 20 feet of snow, football is now officially over, and I have been at war with my boogers. Yes-I have had the crud. My lovely husband started with the grossest case of phlegm-just the sound of him breathing at night is enough to send me into a tailspin. I felt like I was sleeping next to an 8 month old that can't blow their nose. He doesn't know how to blow his nose-he claims there is "nothing in there"....but I am the champion of getting stuff out-even if it means sticking something in there to help it out. Trying to tutor him on getting the bad stuff out is like getting him to try peas-a nightmare. So-with all of that being said-I am going to reflect on some random thoughts that have come to mind while I was sick....
-The longer I wear the same pair of sweatpants, the more I think I dropped weight...they became bigger and bigger as the days went on. That's gross, right?
-I watched 8 hours-yes, 8 hours of House on the USA Network (Thank you God for that network). I never had to change the channel and now I think I have every disease that was featured on each episode. I would like House to treat me the next time I get sick.
-I polished my nails at least 10 different times with different colors-that made me feel glamorous-except for the time my tacky nails stuck to the blanket when I was on the couch and fell asleep.
-My lips were chapped-so what do I do? I picked them-Holy crap-I had no idea picking could be so addictive. I now believe in lip balm...a new beauty tip from me.
-Sometimes too much soup can give a person the trots....I am talking raging diarrhea. Enough said.
-This is what I have in my bathroom cupboard-Advil Cold and Sinus, Mucinex, Aleve, Excedrin Migraine, and allergy pills, Sudafed, oh and acid reducer pills and Pepto for the soup incident. I think I need rehab.
-I didn't even have the energy to shave my legs-which is a huge sin-because I shave my legs every day if they need it or not. It's just a thing I do.
-Ok-I also discovered NCIS...never watched it before, and now I love it. I think I really could be an NCIS agent.
-I also think I could be a doctor, like House.
-Even though I took a hot "snot shower" as I like to call it....my hair took on a life of its own-I didn't know my hair could look like Carrot Top.
-When I sneeze-I SNEEZE....my sneezes are like the outside tornado sirens in our neighborhood...kind of funny when I do sneeze and the cats jump and their eyes get huge and they swear at me.
-I also watched 8 hours of Law & Order SVU...I have seen every episode at least twice, but it doesn't matter, I'm glued.
-I think I would make a really great detective on Law & Order.
I can't think of anything else, other than I had alot of boogers, I could be a Doctor, a Federal Agent, and a Detective, as long as I didn't get sick.
