Fantasy Football is here and drafts are being held even as I draft this post. I happen to love Football and the whole draft event is very exciting. I might as well love it-my husband has binders everywhere-he's on the phone talking trades, and from now until the Superbowl-he has a one track mind. For you ladies who aren't so ready to accept the "draft minded husband"...there are wonderful ways to occupy your time when this magical event takes place. Let's take a look at how you can take advantage during this time if you are a Fantasy widow.Let this be your unofficial guide to surviving the season, because your husband won't know WHAT your doing because he is concerned about getting his first pick, who is injured and who caught the ball...
1. Go get your hair done-you want to look pretty for football season.
2. Buy new dishes-you have to have something new to serve the dip and hot wings during Football games.
3. New furniture is always a wonderful option-tell your husband that he has to be comfortable when he is sitting on his fanny enjoying the game, and not doing anything else.
4. Get new flooring, or carpet-your husband will enjoy his victory dances much more on new floors.
5. Get a new bed-your husband will be so tired after a long day of watching games, and doing nothing else.
6. A new fridge is always a winner-you want to make sure that all those game day snacks are fresh and the beer is cold.
7. A new vacuum is essential for cleaning up those Dorito chitters that are in the couch-you can vacuum around your hubby's fanny if necessary...but watch the noise level-he could have a meltdown if he can't hear the game.
8. New clothes always make me feel super-if you feel inclined-pick a team and buy a football jersey-make him think you are in this with him.
Ok ladies-go out there and think "team effort"...and everyone will be happy.
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