I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS......

Alright all you award show junkies....The Golden Globes is the official start of the awards season, so rest up so we can dish dish dish!! I know I may be a little tardy in my observations regarding the whole night-but I wanted to write some fodder down....decide who were the winners....and who were the sinners of the night. Ok-let's start dishing!
Let's move on to the obvious that I will dub my "Golden Globe Obvious List":
...Irony of the night-Alexa Chung in her fugly red dress talking about what everyone was wearing- I am pretty sure she was wearing my grammie's bathroom curtains from 1974.
...Ricky Gervais can call me whatever he wants-some actors got it...some didn't.
...We all know now that the animated feature "Rango" with Johnny Depp starts March 4.
...Christian Bale looked like Jesus or Judas.
...The camera caught Angelina Jolie doing the lip gloss thang-oh my-she is human.
...Halle Berry could put on a Kroger grocery bag and look stunning.
...Glasses seemed to be the running trend among celebs-Annette Benning, you rock with your retro specs!
....Oh Glee Glee Glee
...I love it when lesbians say hi to their kids at home!
...Sandra Bullock's bangs were taking over the planet
...January Jones red tape dress. No boobs are popping out of that thing.
...Helena Bonham Carter-who better to wear mismatched shoes and not come off as crazy?
...Composer Diane Warren looked like Crockett from "Miami Vice" with her suit ensemble.
...Tilda "Happy New Year" Swinton looked like a giant dinner napkin in Jill Sanders.
...Tina Fey-hooray for navy.
...When in the sam was "Barney's Version" released??
...Did no one know how to weave in between the tables while trying to get to the stage??
...Temple Grandin's table would have been a hoot to sit at.
...Mad Men's Christina Hendrick's dress was eating her face.
...I guess I need to see "The Social Network." I hate Facebook.
...Scarlett Johannsson's hair looked like the Bride of Frankestein.
...I think Megan Fox needs another tattoo.
...The critics hated Michelle William's Valentino daisy gown-I thought she was radiant and she looked flawless in her smart pixie haircut!
Last but certainly not least....I would like to personally thank the Holly wood Foreign Press.
Congratulations to all the Golden Globe winners....on to the Academy Awards!