So-as I suffer with my "monthly courses" and have cramps that are out of this world, I decided to make really great use of my time and write a song. This song is dedicated to every woman and that pesky monthly gift. Please feel free to sing this to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas."
On the first day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
A tampon in my hoo-ha...
On the 2nd day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
2 hurting boobies...
On the 3rd day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
3 bad headaches...
On the 4th day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
4 panties wrecked...
On the 5th day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
5 days of blood...
On the sixth day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
6 cramps per hour...
On the seventh day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
7 Midol tablets...
On the eighth day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
8 bowls of ice-cream...
On the ninth day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
9 different mood swings...
On the tenth day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
10 bloated fingers...
On the eleventh day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
11 temper tantrums...
On the twelvth day of my period, my monthly gave to me,
12 pantiliners...
Sing the whole song, and I guarantee you will feel better...from the top....
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