I just farted....and other Facebook posts.

I have a confession. I don't have a Facebook. I don't like Facebook. I don't want to be a slave to Facebook. Ok-I read my hubby's Facebook Newsfeeds all the time. This is why I have decided to never ever ever have a Facebook. I understand the need to know what your classmates from 3rd grade are doing now....but I really don't need to know everything about everyone's daily doings. I think I have to play both sides of the coin here-I do see the importance of "connecting" with people and letting them know important things going on in life. HOWEVER-who cares if so and so went to Meijer and got condensed milk and had to wait in line forever? Who cares if so and so's kid finally took a poopy in the toilet for the first time? Who cares if so and so got their tires rotated? Facebook has become the datebook and grocery list and post it note of this generation. I have had many conversations with people that simply can not start the day without seeing who is doing what when and who is saying stuff about whoever and who's sister is dating someone's brother and got a new dog from someone's uncle who graduated with someone's second cousin. See-that sentence was pure mayhem! I will continue to call my friends and actually talk to them to see what is going on. So-those of you out there who wonder why I am not on Facebook-I hope I cleared this big mystery up. I challenge all of you Facebook addicts, and you all know who you are-call someone and say hi....and then if you want to tell them you waited in line for a ridiculous amount of time at Meijer, it is totally up to you. By the way-I have to take a dump and go to Kroger and mail a letter. Just letting you know.